1 00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:44,502 [birds cawing] 2 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:51,319 [flies buzzing] 3 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:53,988 [Peterson] Yuck. 4 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:00,912 The fire's still warm. 5 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:07,001 Is that you, Hermit Bob? 6 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:11,381 We kind of can see you. 7 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:14,968 Farmer Miller says you mighta' stole one of his chickens. 8 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:18,263 That happens to be against the law. 9 00:02:20,056 --> 00:02:22,684 Now, I'm hopin' that it was a fox that did that. 10 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:26,312 [Hermit Bob] Up your hole with a wooden pole, Cliff. 11 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:36,114 That also happens to be against the law. 12 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:37,532 [Peterson] Should we take him in? 13 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:43,288 Where did he go? 14 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:44,372 [Robertson] I don't know. 15 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:52,964 I don't see him. 16 00:02:57,594 --> 00:03:02,223 We're gonna go back to town now, Hermit Bob. 17 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:06,811 Don't break any more laws. Just calm down. 18 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:24,662 [Hermit Bob] Hey, Cliff. 19 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:27,665 Fuck you! 20 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:51,648 ["The Dead Don't Die" playing] 21 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:02,367 [Simpson] ♪ Oh, the dead don't die ♪ 22 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,828 ♪ Any more than you or I ♪ 23 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:09,874 ♪ They're just ghosts inside a dream ♪ 24 00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:14,254 ♪ Of a life that we don't own ♪ 25 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:18,049 ♪ They walk around us all the time ♪ 26 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:22,512 ♪ Never paying any mind ♪ 27 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:26,140 ♪ To the silly lives we lead ♪ 28 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:30,436 ♪ Or the reaping we've all sown ♪ 29 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:34,315 ♪ There's a cup of coffee waiting ♪ 30 00:04:34,565 --> 00:04:36,818 ♪ On every corner ♪ 31 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:42,323 ♪ Someday we're gonna wake up ♪ 32 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:46,369 ♪ And find the corner's gone ♪ 33 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:51,416 ♪ But the dead will Still be walking round ♪ 34 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:54,585 ♪ In this old world alone ♪ 35 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:58,756 ♪ Well, after life is over ♪ 36 00:04:59,757 --> 00:05:02,552 ♪ The afterlife goes on ♪ 37 00:05:03,594 --> 00:05:06,681 ♪ Well, after life is over ♪ 38 00:05:07,765 --> 00:05:11,561 ♪ The afterlife goes on ♪ 39 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:32,123 Should we bring him in one of these days? 40 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:36,502 I mean, he fired a weapon at police officers. 41 00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:39,672 [Robertson breathes deeply] 42 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:41,758 Yeah, I don't know. 43 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,676 I doubt he even stole that chicken. 44 00:05:46,345 --> 00:05:50,349 Farmer Miller is such an asshole. 45 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:54,103 I've known Bob since Jr. High. 46 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:58,357 [Peterson] Oh, wow. That must have been like 50 years ago. 47 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:01,069 [Robertson] Yeah, it was. 48 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,489 You know, Bob's been out there for years, 49 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:06,115 eatin' squirrels and bugs, 50 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:09,118 and he never hurt anyone that I ever heard of. 51 00:06:09,994 --> 00:06:12,497 Well, he is kind of unusual. 52 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:19,962 Is it already 20 after 8:00? 53 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:22,215 Shouldn't it be getting dark by now? 54 00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:24,258 Yeah, this daylight savings thing 55 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:26,052 is all out-of-whack lately. 56 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:30,098 Damn it... 57 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:34,894 My watch stopped. 58 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:36,771 Or is broken or something. 59 00:06:39,857 --> 00:06:41,984 Yeah, something weird's goin' on. 60 00:06:42,443 --> 00:06:45,446 [Robertson] Yeah. Weird. 61 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,995 Yeah, this isn't gonna end well, Cliff. 62 00:07:18,312 --> 00:07:21,524 [Hermit Bob] The ant colonies, 63 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:24,277 all jacked up like it was the end of the world. 64 00:07:40,668 --> 00:07:42,545 Hey, Ronnie, you wanna swing by the diner 65 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:44,589 and get some donuts, coffee? 66 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:49,010 [sighing] Um, no, thanks. 67 00:07:49,093 --> 00:07:51,220 It seems late for coffee and donuts. 68 00:07:52,513 --> 00:07:53,514 [Robertson] I guess so. 69 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:55,641 [Mindy over radio] This is home base. 70 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:57,268 Are you guys reading me? Over. 71 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:01,063 Hey, Mindy. 72 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,231 You guys okay out there? 73 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:06,194 Yeah, we're just, uh, cruising a bit before we swing on back. 74 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,197 Uh, you need anything? 75 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,532 We could, uh, run by the diner. 76 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:12,742 Pick you up some coffee and donuts. 77 00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:16,245 Negative. Thanks. 78 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,664 There is something strange going on, though. 79 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:20,458 Have you guys by any chance noticed that... 80 00:08:20,541 --> 00:08:21,459 [static] 81 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:22,627 -...and the daylight and the... -[static] 82 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:26,088 -...I think the news report... -[static] 83 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:31,177 Hello, hello. Shit. We lost her. Use your cell. 84 00:08:41,437 --> 00:08:45,274 That's funny. It's completely dead 85 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,069 and it was fully charged. 86 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,615 Hey, Cliff, should we listen to the civilian radio? 87 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:54,408 Sure, go ahead. 88 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:56,661 [changing stations] 89 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:58,579 ["The Dead Don't Die" playing] 90 00:08:58,663 --> 00:08:59,705 [increases volume] 91 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:03,125 [Simpson] ♪ Oh, the dead don't die ♪ 92 00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:06,420 ♪ Any more than you or I... ♪ 93 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:09,507 Wow, that sounds so familiar. 94 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,178 What is that song, Ronnie? 95 00:09:15,179 --> 00:09:16,847 It's The Dead Don't Die. 96 00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:19,183 By Sturgill Simpson. 97 00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:22,228 Sturgill Simpson... 98 00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:27,108 Why does it sound so familiar? 99 00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:30,111 Well, 'cause it's the theme song. 100 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:31,445 The theme song? 101 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:32,530 Yeah. 102 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:35,575 ♪ There's a cup of coffee waiting ♪ 103 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:37,410 [increases volume] 104 00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:39,036 ♪ On every corner ♪ 105 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:43,791 ♪ Someday we're gonna wake up ♪ 106 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:48,004 ♪ And find the corner's gone ♪ 107 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:52,925 ♪ But the dead will Still be walking 'round ♪ 108 00:09:53,217 --> 00:09:55,553 ♪ This old world alone ♪ 109 00:09:56,804 --> 00:10:00,099 ♪ Well, after life is over ♪ 110 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:04,020 ♪ The afterlife goes on ♪ 111 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:15,948 ♪ There'll be old friends walking 'round ♪ 112 00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:20,077 ♪ In a somewhat familiar town ♪ 113 00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:23,372 ♪ That you saw once ♪ 114 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,542 ♪ When you looked up from the phone ♪ 115 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:30,713 [indistinct conversation] 116 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:32,965 [Simpson continues on radio] ♪ Nobody bothers saying hi ♪ 117 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:36,677 ♪ And you can save all your goodbyes ♪ 118 00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:40,014 ♪ Stop trying to pretend ♪ 119 00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:43,726 ♪ That we're all not at home... ♪ 120 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:46,520 How much longer until my take-out's ready, Fern? 121 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:49,857 Be out shortly, Frank. Just heatin' it up for ya. 122 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:54,236 Would you mind turnin' off that goddamn music? 123 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,072 Fucking Sturgill Simpson. 124 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:57,239 -[music stops] -Sure thing. 125 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:05,498 So, Frank, what makes you so sure 126 00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:08,834 it's Hermit Bob who stole your chicken? 127 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:12,046 Well, who the hell else could it be? 128 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:13,964 That goddamn hairy lunatic. 129 00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:17,468 Livin' out there all these years like a caveman. 130 00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:19,720 Like some kind of ghost. 131 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,305 Might as well be Amish... 132 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:25,351 Maybe it was a fox, Frank. 133 00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:27,853 I don't think Bob ever hurt anybody. 134 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,523 Yeah? Well, tell that to my fucking chickens! 135 00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:34,693 [scoffs] Fox, my ass. 136 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:36,695 Here you go, Frank. 137 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,781 You want me to put that in a to-go cup for you? 138 00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:43,369 Nah. Can't drink any more of that stuff. 139 00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:45,329 It's too damn black for me... 140 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:51,794 I meant, it's too strong. 141 00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:00,803 Take care, Frank. 142 00:12:01,178 --> 00:12:02,179 [Farmer Miller] Yeah. 143 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,558 [Posie Juarez on radio] ...this special report. 144 00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:08,352 These activities could possibly be affecting 145 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,354 the earth's rotation on its axis. 146 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:11,480 Scientists say 147 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,274 even the slightest change in this balance 148 00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:15,818 may already be causing a dramatic change 149 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,154 in our usual hours of daylight. 150 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,947 Meanwhile, government officials 151 00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:23,033 as well as the heads of the energy companies involved 152 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:25,703 say the recent extensive polar fracking 153 00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:29,165 has had no discernible consequences whatsoever. 154 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,375 Here's what the energy secretary had to say, 155 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:32,710 in this evening's press conference. 156 00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:33,794 [Energy Secretary] Listen, 157 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:37,756 these alarmists are dangerous liars. 158 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,049 Let's not believe something 159 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,553 just because one so-called "scientist" says it's true. 160 00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:46,348 Polar fracking has created fantastic jobs, big profits 161 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,058 and energy for our great country. 162 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,768 Let's not forget our priorities-- 163 00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:51,103 [turns off radio] 164 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:52,688 What you think, Fern? 165 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,649 [Fern] I don't know, Hank. 166 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:58,068 Shouldn't it be getting dark out? 167 00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:08,496 [Posie Juarez] So you can see from this diagram that 168 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:12,082 if the earth is pulled even slightly off its axis, 169 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,959 the repercussions could be extreme. 170 00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:15,878 Coming up 171 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,421 -in the next segment... -[turns off tv] 172 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,798 Holy shit, man. This is crazy. 173 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:23,219 A change in the Earth's rotation or its spin rate? 174 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,262 That'd be catastrophic for sure. 175 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,056 All the cycles of the biosphere 176 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,390 would be effected. 177 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:31,060 The natural cycles of sunlight would be disrupted, 178 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:32,937 plants wouldn't grow, wind patterns would change. 179 00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,897 And tectonic activity, 180 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:37,274 forget about it. 181 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:38,943 The polar caps shifting would mean... 182 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,280 I don't want to say. 183 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,741 Total planetary destruction. 184 00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:47,785 For real? 185 00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:53,332 [Olivia] Shut up. 186 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:55,584 [door opens] 187 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,795 [guard] Okay! Time's up, girls! 188 00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,255 Way up. 189 00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:03,259 Well, if it isn't Geronimo on the girls' floor again! 190 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:05,678 Do you wanna be a girl, Geronimo? 191 00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:07,304 No. 192 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:10,140 Well, then get back to the boys' section! Now! 193 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,476 Dennis... 194 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:17,356 Can you please escort Geronimo back to the boys' section? 195 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,441 I'll deal with these girls. 196 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,610 Let's go, Geronimo. You know the drill. 197 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:23,821 Let's go, you clowns! 198 00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:25,656 It's bedtime for bozos! 199 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:27,908 You two ladies too, let's go. 200 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,414 [Posie Juarez] Secretary of Energy Pillerton, however, 201 00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:36,333 continues to fully refute these speculations 202 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,168 -insisting polar... -[static] 203 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:42,631 -[country music playing] -[boy 1] See you, Bobby. 204 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:43,716 [boy 2] Excellent. 205 00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:44,800 You got it? Need a bag? 206 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:45,926 [boy 2] No, thanks. 207 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,052 All right. 208 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,137 [boy 2] Bye, Bobby. 209 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,263 See you, guys. 210 00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:50,556 [boy 1] Wow, it's still so light out. 211 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,641 [sighing] Okay. So weird... 212 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,278 [music stops] 213 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,117 Bilbo Baggins. 214 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,201 [Bobby] Hey, Dean. 215 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,411 What's up, buddy? 216 00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:13,662 How's things? 217 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,582 After-hours delivery, WUPS. Check this out. 218 00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:20,002 Got some weird news of the world. 219 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,422 [chuckles] The earth off its axis. 220 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,799 That's bad news. 221 00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:33,641 This is for you right here, for your collection. 222 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,479 Oh, man, Star Log, Eerie... 223 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:42,399 -Creepy number 61! -[chuckles] 224 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:45,444 April, 1974. 225 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:48,572 That motherfucker's rare, before you was born an' shit. 226 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,283 Oh, man, here, let me give you some money. 227 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,660 No, that's on me. 228 00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:54,370 Add it to your collection. 229 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:55,454 Thanks, man. 230 00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:57,206 Just give me your Herbie Hancock right here 231 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,166 and I'll be on my way. 232 00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:02,670 Man, you need to fix the AC. 233 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,922 You know, it's kind of hot in this motherfucker. 234 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,091 All right. 235 00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:09,051 Okey dokey. 236 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,303 All right, see you next week. Frodo. 237 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,141 Hey, Dean. 238 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:19,144 I was wondering if you wouldn't mind just, uh, 239 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,690 droppin' a little wisdom until the next delivery? 240 00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,695 The world is perfect. 241 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,450 Appreciate the details. 242 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,378 [Bobby whispers] The world is perfect. 243 00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:47,297 Appreciate the details. 244 00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:55,180 [Hermit Bob] You guys shouldn't be here. 245 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:00,728 Strange. 246 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,701 Tasty porcinis. 247 00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:19,663 Okay. 248 00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,551 [indistinct chatter on tv] 249 00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:39,683 Kitties! 250 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,269 [OVER TV] Good evening. This is Posie Juarez. 251 00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:43,437 We interrupt this program 252 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:46,899 for a Centerville 7 News Special Report. 253 00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:50,360 People are saying their pets have either just disappeared 254 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:54,198 or are acting unusually skittish and aggressive. 255 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,033 Here's a report from Harrisville. 256 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,743 [woman] Look at this. 257 00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:03,665 I mean, I just couldn't find my cat, Rainbow. 258 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,335 And when I finally did find her, 259 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,504 she was under the house. 260 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,089 She's never done that before. 261 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:14,343 She's not usually like that. She's very gentle and... 262 00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:17,346 That's so strange. Where are you guys? 263 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:21,892 ...she had this wild look in her eye... 264 00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:24,478 and when I finally tried to pull her out, 265 00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:28,148 she scratched me all to shreds like a wild animal. 266 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,776 That's so creepy. 267 00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:35,239 I knew... Back? Hello... [chuckles] 268 00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:37,199 Wow, that is strange, 269 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,243 and it seems to be happening all over. 270 00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:41,620 We'll have more reports at 11:00. 271 00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:43,580 But for now, this is Posie Juarez 272 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,124 for Centerville 7 News. 273 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:48,043 Stay safe and keep your eyes open. 274 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,087 [Farmer Miller] Rumsfeld! 275 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:56,635 Rumsfeld! Here, boy! Where the hell are you? 276 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,181 [sighs] 277 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,268 Goddamn dog. 278 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,730 Rumsfeld! You out here? 279 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,193 Rumsfeld, what you doing over there? 280 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,444 Get your ass inside. 281 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,113 [whines] 282 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,534 -Come on, stupid. -[barking] 283 00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:21,618 Hey! 284 00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,247 What are you doing? 285 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:30,961 God damn it! 286 00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,133 Holy shit! 287 00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:38,510 Who stole my fucking cows? 288 00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:42,639 [sighs] 289 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,601 Where the hell are my chickens? 290 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,355 [cows mooing] 291 00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,442 [Hermit Bob] Frank's cows. 292 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,613 Into the woods, ladies. 293 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,074 Welcome to my world. 294 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:11,752 [Robertson] Damn it, Mallory. 295 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:15,339 Even dead, you reek of chardonnay. 296 00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:21,261 Cheap chardonnay. 297 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,724 How's she lookin'? 298 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,977 Well, she's not gettin' any older. 299 00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:33,899 Wow, the diner sure makes 300 00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:35,776 the world's best coffee, doesn't it? 301 00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:39,905 Yeah, but how can you drink it so late? Won't it keep you up? 302 00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:42,366 No, I sleep like a baby. 303 00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:43,450 Except maybe when I know 304 00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:44,743 there's a corpse waiting for me at work. 305 00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:47,287 Oh, yeah... 306 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:48,830 Cliff, is the coroner from Latrobe 307 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,832 gonna pick her up tomorrow? 308 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,292 It's gettin' a little creepy being here alone 309 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:55,128 with Mallory decomposing in there. 310 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:56,380 [Robertson] Yeah, they're supposed to come 311 00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:57,589 pick her up tomorrow morning. 312 00:20:58,298 --> 00:20:59,466 [Mindy] Thank God. 313 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,386 I don't know why she can't be over at the funeral home. 314 00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:06,056 [Robertson] 'Cause she's goin' to potter's field in Latrobe. 315 00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,768 And 'cause our new unusual undertaker, 316 00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,895 Ms. Winston, 317 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,480 has got those two golfers 318 00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:15,732 that were struck by lightning. The Logans. 319 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,067 [Mindy clears throat] 320 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,620 Thanks, Ronnie. Not really necessary, but... 321 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:31,164 [Peterson] Can I, uh, drive you home, Mindy? 322 00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:34,042 Also not necessary, Ronnie. You know I have my car here. 323 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:37,546 Oh, yeah. How is the Prius running? 324 00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:40,173 Fine. Can you even fit two people 325 00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:41,425 in that little smart car of yours? 326 00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:44,428 Well, yeah. Holds two nicely. 327 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,764 [Robertson] This daylight thing is bothering me. 328 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,183 It's strange. 329 00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:51,935 [Mindy] Well, what can I say. 330 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,937 The world is kind of strange lately. 331 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:56,898 Yeah, it sure is. If you ask me, 332 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,900 this whole thing is gonna end badly. 333 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:04,156 So, what exactly do you mean, Ronnie? 334 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:07,242 Oh, uh... Don't know. 335 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,162 Just a feeling, I guess. A strong feeling. 336 00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:13,206 Oh, boy. 337 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,000 You okay doin' the whole night shift alone, Cliff? 338 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,128 Yeah, I can take a nap, maybe. 339 00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:20,130 I can just lie down in that other cell, 340 00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:22,507 next to old Mallory. 341 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,134 [Mindy] Oh, God... 342 00:22:24,217 --> 00:22:27,054 Next to her... Her dead body? 343 00:22:29,347 --> 00:22:31,933 Might bring back some old memories. 344 00:22:34,394 --> 00:22:35,562 See you guys tomorrow. 345 00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:37,689 See ya, Cliff. 346 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:38,774 Yeah, see you tomorrow, Chief. 347 00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:47,991 [Robertson] This is all gonna end badly. 348 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,535 What does that mean? 349 00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:56,583 I knew Mallory O'Brien since I was a kid. Huh. 350 00:22:57,667 --> 00:23:00,587 And believe it or not, she was a pretty young thing, too. 351 00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:02,839 -Please. -[laughing] 352 00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:07,636 Sorry, but good riddance to that drunken old goat. 353 00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:10,514 [stammers] Well, I don't know, Fern... 354 00:23:10,597 --> 00:23:13,183 Jeez, I gotta get up out of here. 355 00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:16,603 I gotta get to the hardware store early tomorrow morning. 356 00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:20,816 I'm looking forward to seeing you ladies tomorrow. 357 00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:22,317 Take care, Hank. 358 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,319 -Night, Hank. Sweet dreams. -[door opens] 359 00:23:25,612 --> 00:23:27,114 -Hank is such a gentleman. -[door closes] 360 00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:28,323 [Fern] Sure is. 361 00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:33,411 [sighs] Well, I better get started cleaning here. 362 00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:35,455 [Fern] Listen, Lily... 363 00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:38,041 I've been dying to ask you about that new foreign woman 364 00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:39,709 that took over the funeral home. 365 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:41,086 What's her name? 366 00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:45,048 Her name is Zelda Winston. And she's strange, for sure. 367 00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:47,134 And she's got these, like, really weird eyes 368 00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:49,928 like she's, like, looking right through you. 369 00:23:50,011 --> 00:23:51,346 She pays me really well, though. 370 00:23:51,888 --> 00:23:54,391 Zelda... What kind of name is that? 371 00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:55,475 [Lily] I don't know... 372 00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:58,395 She's probably like Irish or Scottish or whatever. 373 00:23:58,478 --> 00:23:59,688 And she talks really funny, though, 374 00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:00,939 so I don't always get it right. 375 00:24:01,022 --> 00:24:03,692 But I like the name Zelda. 376 00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:07,112 It reminds me of, um, Zelda Fitzgerald. 377 00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:09,573 Who's that? 378 00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:11,908 That's Great Gatsby's wife! 379 00:24:13,326 --> 00:24:14,703 And who's that? 380 00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:17,914 That's the really rich guy from the 1920s. 381 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:19,499 The Robert Redford guy. 382 00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:23,378 Well, anyways, so, what's it like over there 383 00:24:23,461 --> 00:24:25,589 in those secret rooms since she took over? 384 00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:29,843 Well, there's these, like, really creepy back rooms, 385 00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:31,887 you know, where they, like, keep all the stiffs. 386 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:35,974 And then next to that, there's this big golden Buddha. 387 00:24:36,057 --> 00:24:37,058 A what now? 388 00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:39,269 There's a big shiny golden Buddha, 389 00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:40,896 and then there's these, like, 390 00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:43,190 old-looking samurai swords on a rack. 391 00:24:44,357 --> 00:24:45,567 [exhales] 392 00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:46,985 Really? 393 00:24:48,069 --> 00:24:50,071 [soft instrumental music playing] 394 00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,214 [speaks Mandarin] 395 00:26:43,059 --> 00:26:44,894 [in English] That's peculiar. 396 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,534 Now stay put, will you? 397 00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:07,167 [rustles] 398 00:27:27,562 --> 00:27:28,563 [rustles] 399 00:27:34,194 --> 00:27:35,528 [gasps] 400 00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:48,083 What is it, Liv? 401 00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:51,711 You okay? 402 00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:55,256 Yeah, I guess so. 403 00:27:56,966 --> 00:27:59,302 I just got this creepy feeling. 404 00:28:00,303 --> 00:28:02,389 You were probably just having a bad dream. 405 00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:07,060 Yeah. I guess so. A bad dream... 406 00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:10,397 It's okay. Just go back to sleep. 407 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:14,484 Thanks, Stell. 408 00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:31,918 [Hermit Bob breathing heavily] 409 00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:43,304 [Hermit Bob] Hmm. Toxic lunar vibrations. 410 00:28:48,351 --> 00:28:49,728 [sighs] 411 00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:14,294 [groaning] 412 00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:47,243 [Fern] That's Lily's. 413 00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:50,121 All right, honey, I'm done. 414 00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:51,998 I'm leaving your money here. 415 00:29:55,084 --> 00:29:56,252 I'm out of here, Lil. 416 00:29:56,336 --> 00:29:57,962 [Lily] Okay, Fern. See you tomorrow. 417 00:29:58,046 --> 00:29:59,923 Not if I see you first. 418 00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:01,174 Very funny. 419 00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:05,053 Excuse me, we're closed! What, what happened to you... 420 00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:07,639 [screams] Lily! 421 00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:09,265 [Fern screaming] 422 00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:14,521 [whimpering] 423 00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:16,606 Get the fuck away from me, you little motherfucker! 424 00:30:16,689 --> 00:30:17,941 I'll fucking kill you! 425 00:30:18,024 --> 00:30:19,275 I'll shove this mop up your fucking ass, motherfucker! 426 00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:21,236 Out! Get out! [screaming] 427 00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:22,320 Get the fuck away from me! 428 00:30:22,403 --> 00:30:24,364 -[screaming] -[grunts] 429 00:30:26,616 --> 00:30:28,034 [Lily screaming] 430 00:30:55,228 --> 00:30:56,521 Coffee. 431 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:58,314 [Lily crying] 432 00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:06,573 [cup shatters] 433 00:31:06,781 --> 00:31:08,449 Coffee. 434 00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:13,872 Coffee. 435 00:31:19,961 --> 00:31:21,254 [shatters] 436 00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:23,548 [Lily continues crying] 437 00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:27,802 [shatters] 438 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:04,130 [phone ringing] 439 00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:12,931 [glasses clatter] 440 00:32:15,475 --> 00:32:16,976 [phone continues ringing] 441 00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:25,652 [sighs] 442 00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:30,573 Centerville Police Department. This is Chief Robertson. 443 00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:33,660 Hi, Hank. What's up? 444 00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:36,162 Is it really 6:30? 445 00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:43,044 What? 446 00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:46,965 At the diner? 447 00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:55,807 [tires screech] 448 00:32:59,102 --> 00:33:00,645 [indistinct chatter] 449 00:33:06,901 --> 00:33:08,861 Like I said on the phone, Cliff, 450 00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:12,240 often Fern gets here early, 451 00:33:12,323 --> 00:33:13,950 and so I thought I might 452 00:33:14,033 --> 00:33:16,077 get some coffee to go, and then this... 453 00:33:17,578 --> 00:33:18,830 Oh, my God... 454 00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:22,500 I saw them. Fern and Lily. 455 00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:32,385 Oh, man... 456 00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:02,290 What... What the hell was it? 457 00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:04,792 A wild animal? Several wild animals? 458 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,378 I don't know. 459 00:34:08,504 --> 00:34:12,633 But whatever it was, it even smashed the coffee pots. 460 00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:28,441 [indistinct conversation] 461 00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:47,627 [Peterson] Oh, yuck. 462 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,684 Jesus Christ, Cliff. 463 00:35:06,896 --> 00:35:09,065 What the heck was that? A wild animal? 464 00:35:10,441 --> 00:35:11,651 Several wild animals? 465 00:35:11,734 --> 00:35:14,070 That's exactly what I said. 466 00:35:14,153 --> 00:35:15,780 [car approaching] 467 00:35:32,755 --> 00:35:33,756 Hey, guys. 468 00:35:35,258 --> 00:35:36,884 Wow. Fern's really done wonders 469 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,219 with these flower beds. 470 00:35:39,011 --> 00:35:40,555 Really perks up the place, huh? 471 00:35:45,476 --> 00:35:46,477 What? 472 00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:48,521 -What happened? -God, Mindy... 473 00:35:49,856 --> 00:35:51,983 I don't think you wanna see this. 474 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:19,552 No, no, I didn't need to see that. 475 00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:24,640 Was it a wild animal? 476 00:36:25,516 --> 00:36:27,268 Or several wild animals? 477 00:36:30,396 --> 00:36:32,440 Cliff, is that really Fern and Lily in there? 478 00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:34,567 [Robertson] Uh, no. 479 00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:39,363 That was Fern and Lily. But now... 480 00:36:41,657 --> 00:36:43,242 [woman crying] 481 00:36:46,954 --> 00:36:48,122 Do you need me here? 482 00:36:48,956 --> 00:36:51,292 Maybe you could help out with crowd control. 483 00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:56,797 [Mindy] Okay, folks, can you move it along now, please? 484 00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:58,090 Thank you. 485 00:36:59,133 --> 00:37:00,468 [woman continues crying] 486 00:37:05,348 --> 00:37:07,058 [coughing] 487 00:37:08,434 --> 00:37:09,894 [retching] 488 00:37:10,978 --> 00:37:12,271 [coughs] 489 00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:16,567 [Robertson] God, Ronnie. This is really awful. 490 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,278 Maybe the worst thing I've ever seen. 491 00:37:19,362 --> 00:37:20,988 Yeah. Sure is. 492 00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:24,200 I, uh... 493 00:37:26,452 --> 00:37:28,579 I... I gotta go. 494 00:37:46,055 --> 00:37:47,515 So, what are you thinkin'? 495 00:37:47,765 --> 00:37:49,141 [car engine starts] 496 00:37:50,559 --> 00:37:53,729 You... You really wanna know? 497 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:57,608 I'm thinkin' zombies. 498 00:37:58,317 --> 00:37:59,485 What? 499 00:37:59,902 --> 00:38:04,407 You know, zombies. Ghouls. The undead. 500 00:38:07,576 --> 00:38:11,289 Are you... You're trying to tell me... 501 00:38:14,333 --> 00:38:15,876 You're thinking zombies did this? 502 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,130 Yup. 503 00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:44,196 Hey, Jack, will you check your phone 504 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,906 and see where we are exactly? 505 00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:46,991 Yeah. 506 00:38:52,913 --> 00:38:56,167 Oh, man, I'm not getting any reception out here. 507 00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:00,588 I don't even know 508 00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:02,048 if my phone's working, for some reason. 509 00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:07,178 Let me try the radio. 510 00:39:11,057 --> 00:39:13,726 Oh, wow, it's working again, so... 511 00:39:13,809 --> 00:39:14,852 [man on radio] ...they're absolutely wrong. 512 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:17,313 We know very well that polar fracking 513 00:39:17,396 --> 00:39:19,065 has been great for this country. 514 00:39:19,148 --> 00:39:20,358 In my opinion, these naysayers 515 00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:21,650 should just move to somewhere else... 516 00:39:21,734 --> 00:39:23,652 -I am not listening to this. -[changing stations] 517 00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:28,449 [country music playing] 518 00:39:28,532 --> 00:39:30,451 [Simpson] ♪ And the streets look so empty 519 00:39:30,534 --> 00:39:33,579 ♪ In the morning... ♪ 520 00:39:33,662 --> 00:39:36,540 The Dead Don't Die. I love this song. 521 00:39:39,502 --> 00:39:42,088 ♪ For the lights that shine down on ♪ 522 00:39:43,589 --> 00:39:47,635 ♪ But the dead will Still be walking 'round ♪ 523 00:39:48,135 --> 00:39:50,721 ♪ In this old world alone ♪ 524 00:39:51,597 --> 00:39:54,767 ♪ And after life is over ♪ 525 00:39:55,601 --> 00:39:58,604 ♪ The afterlife goes on ♪ 526 00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:04,235 ♪ Hearts break When loved ones journey on ♪ 527 00:40:05,903 --> 00:40:11,117 ♪ At the thought that They're now forever gone ♪ 528 00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:13,661 ♪ So we tell ourselves ♪ 529 00:40:13,994 --> 00:40:18,124 ♪ They're all still around us All the time ♪ 530 00:40:18,207 --> 00:40:19,208 Thanks. 531 00:40:19,875 --> 00:40:23,003 ♪ Gone but not forgotten ♪ 532 00:40:23,712 --> 00:40:26,298 ♪ Just memories left behind ♪ 533 00:40:35,057 --> 00:40:38,144 Oh, shit, you guys. We have to stop and get gas. 534 00:40:42,064 --> 00:40:43,065 Look. 535 00:40:43,774 --> 00:40:45,067 Gas sign right there. 536 00:40:47,611 --> 00:40:48,612 [wind whistling] 537 00:40:48,696 --> 00:40:50,823 ♪ In this old world alone... ♪ 538 00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:54,452 [Bobby] Okay, cool. Come back soon, okay? 539 00:40:54,535 --> 00:40:55,619 [boy 2] See ya, Bobby. 540 00:40:55,703 --> 00:40:57,204 [Bobby] Stay sick, guys. 541 00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:58,539 [boy 2] Turn blue, Bobby. 542 00:41:00,749 --> 00:41:02,501 [Jack] Hey, kids, how's it going? 543 00:41:02,585 --> 00:41:03,586 [boy 2] Eat me. 544 00:41:18,392 --> 00:41:20,936 Whoa. This place is a trip. 545 00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:22,313 Sure is. 546 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:25,149 Oh. Hi! 547 00:41:25,232 --> 00:41:26,484 Hi. 548 00:41:27,276 --> 00:41:28,402 Nice shirt. 549 00:41:28,527 --> 00:41:29,695 Nosferatu. 550 00:41:29,778 --> 00:41:30,863 Yeah. 551 00:41:31,405 --> 00:41:32,406 [Zoe] That's really cool. 552 00:41:33,991 --> 00:41:36,494 Thanks. I make 'em. 553 00:41:36,869 --> 00:41:39,622 How about that? Earth off its axis. 554 00:41:39,705 --> 00:41:41,457 -End of the world. -Mmm. 555 00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:46,212 Flesh-eating zombies. 556 00:41:46,295 --> 00:41:47,963 You get a lot of zombies around here? 557 00:41:48,297 --> 00:41:50,966 That depends, I guess. [chuckles] 558 00:41:52,593 --> 00:41:54,261 So... So, uh, about the gas. 559 00:41:55,596 --> 00:41:57,723 You wanna pay cash or credit? 560 00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:00,976 Here you go, Frodo. 561 00:42:02,561 --> 00:42:03,771 Cool. Thanks. 562 00:42:04,813 --> 00:42:07,691 Uh, did you, uh... 563 00:42:10,152 --> 00:42:11,487 Did you just call me Frodo? 564 00:42:11,570 --> 00:42:12,571 Did I? 565 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:15,449 Hey, is there a motel in town? 566 00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:17,034 -[Bobby] Yeah, there is one. -[gasps] 567 00:42:17,117 --> 00:42:19,245 Just down the road... Oh, that's a really good CD. 568 00:42:19,411 --> 00:42:21,914 Sturgill Simpson. The Dead Don't Die. 569 00:42:22,122 --> 00:42:24,333 Yeah, I know. I love this song. 570 00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:25,626 Is it nice? 571 00:42:26,418 --> 00:42:28,337 -What? -The motel. 572 00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:30,839 Oh, yeah. It's, it's kind of cool. 573 00:42:30,923 --> 00:42:32,424 It's one of those old-school ones. 574 00:42:32,883 --> 00:42:34,218 [Zack] Like in old-school horror movies? 575 00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:37,179 With like, like in Psycho with the separated bungalows? 576 00:42:38,764 --> 00:42:42,017 Uh, Bates Motel in Psycho was not separated 577 00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:44,311 into "little bungalows." 578 00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:47,189 Ooh... 579 00:42:47,273 --> 00:42:48,274 -Burn. -[Zack] All right... 580 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:53,195 [Bobby] That's $12 for the CD. And $2 for the soda. 581 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,739 Here you go. You can just keep the change. 582 00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:56,991 Oh, cool. 583 00:42:57,658 --> 00:42:59,159 -[Jack] Whoa! -[[Zoe chuckles] 584 00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:07,543 That's a super cool ride, by the way. 585 00:43:08,335 --> 00:43:10,713 Very, uh, George Romero. 586 00:43:10,963 --> 00:43:12,423 Yeah, it's a classic. 587 00:43:13,257 --> 00:43:15,467 Your film knowledge is impressive. 588 00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:16,885 What's your name? 589 00:43:17,553 --> 00:43:20,306 Bobby. Bobby Wiggins. 590 00:43:20,889 --> 00:43:22,850 What's that? Bobby Baggins? 591 00:43:23,559 --> 00:43:25,060 No, Wiggins. 592 00:43:26,103 --> 00:43:28,480 I'm Zoe. Thanks, Bobby. 593 00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:31,483 -[car door closes] -[engine starts] 594 00:44:22,451 --> 00:44:24,787 Will the Feds be brought in on this? It's... 595 00:44:25,371 --> 00:44:26,580 It's really weird. 596 00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:30,876 I see. 597 00:44:32,169 --> 00:44:33,879 But Mrs. O'Brien... 598 00:44:33,962 --> 00:44:35,714 So she has to stay with us another night? 599 00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:43,347 [sighs] Oh, God. Okay. Thank you. 600 00:44:46,266 --> 00:44:47,267 Hello, Ms. Winston. 601 00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:50,104 Hello, Officer Minerva Morrison. 602 00:44:50,187 --> 00:44:51,397 Do call me Zelda. 603 00:44:51,814 --> 00:44:52,981 Yeah, okay, sure. 604 00:44:54,191 --> 00:44:55,692 You've been informed of the tragedy? 605 00:44:55,901 --> 00:44:57,194 I have. 606 00:44:57,277 --> 00:44:59,113 Am I to understand that the remains will be 607 00:44:59,196 --> 00:45:01,407 brought to The Ever After Funeral Home 608 00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:02,908 for my preparations? 609 00:45:02,991 --> 00:45:04,701 Uh, no, that won't be necessary. 610 00:45:04,868 --> 00:45:06,495 The Feds have already collected the remains, 611 00:45:06,578 --> 00:45:07,996 and they've brought them out of the county. 612 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,123 I see. 613 00:45:18,757 --> 00:45:20,426 Is there anything else I can do? 614 00:45:20,509 --> 00:45:23,679 Yes. I do have an unrelated question. 615 00:45:23,762 --> 00:45:24,972 Shoot. 616 00:45:25,180 --> 00:45:26,473 Shoot? 617 00:45:27,141 --> 00:45:28,350 I mean, ask me. 618 00:45:28,434 --> 00:45:29,601 Oh, yes. 619 00:45:30,644 --> 00:45:33,063 Are you by any chance a couple? 620 00:45:33,147 --> 00:45:34,523 You and the physically attractive one? 621 00:45:35,607 --> 00:45:39,111 Uh, you mean the younger one? Officer Peterson? 622 00:45:39,194 --> 00:45:42,364 That's the one I mean. Officer Ronald Peterson. 623 00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:46,118 Well, actually, no. 624 00:45:47,995 --> 00:45:49,830 Why do you ask, Zelda? 625 00:45:50,038 --> 00:45:52,458 Just accumulating local information. 626 00:45:53,792 --> 00:45:56,628 Oh. Okay. 627 00:46:06,013 --> 00:46:09,808 Dear Jesus. I mean, that's absolutely horrible. 628 00:46:09,892 --> 00:46:11,602 I mean, who or what is... [stammers] 629 00:46:11,685 --> 00:46:13,896 Is perpetrating these... 630 00:46:13,979 --> 00:46:14,980 Hey. 631 00:46:15,063 --> 00:46:16,064 What's going on? 632 00:46:16,148 --> 00:46:17,149 Hey. 633 00:46:18,734 --> 00:46:19,776 Nice car. 634 00:46:20,694 --> 00:46:22,196 '68 Pontiac LeMans. 635 00:46:22,279 --> 00:46:24,114 [Jack] Yeah. It's a beauty, huh? 636 00:46:24,198 --> 00:46:26,283 It's our friend's totally rad ride. 637 00:46:26,366 --> 00:46:27,367 It's a classic. 638 00:46:29,828 --> 00:46:30,913 Have a good one. 639 00:46:31,538 --> 00:46:32,623 [Zack] Later. 640 00:46:32,789 --> 00:46:33,790 [Zoe] Guys, I'm so hungry. 641 00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:34,875 [Zack] Same. Let's eat. 642 00:46:35,667 --> 00:46:37,711 I'll ask. Hey. 643 00:46:38,962 --> 00:46:40,172 Nice car. 644 00:46:40,255 --> 00:46:41,715 Thank you. Uh, do you guys know 645 00:46:41,798 --> 00:46:43,675 if there's a diner or restaurant nearby? 646 00:46:43,759 --> 00:46:44,927 [Robertson] Sorry, 647 00:46:45,010 --> 00:46:47,846 the only diner in town is closed. 648 00:46:47,930 --> 00:46:48,931 Indefinitely. 649 00:46:49,431 --> 00:46:50,682 Well, that's unfortunate. 650 00:46:50,766 --> 00:46:52,309 [Danny] But we have 651 00:46:52,392 --> 00:46:55,103 several vending machines containing snacks 652 00:46:55,187 --> 00:46:56,563 right over by the office. 653 00:46:56,647 --> 00:46:59,191 Okay. Thanks. Do you have change for three dollars? 654 00:46:59,274 --> 00:47:00,651 Yeah, I do. 655 00:47:11,411 --> 00:47:12,746 I like your badge. 656 00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,792 Oh... Thank you. 657 00:47:18,210 --> 00:47:19,586 That's, uh... 658 00:47:22,714 --> 00:47:24,049 That... That should be good. 659 00:47:24,132 --> 00:47:25,133 [Peterson] Oh, okay. 660 00:47:25,217 --> 00:47:26,718 -Thanks. -Oh, no, you can have it. 661 00:47:26,802 --> 00:47:28,971 Yeah? Okay. Thanks. 662 00:47:31,390 --> 00:47:34,935 They just checked in. Hipsters from the big city. 663 00:47:36,144 --> 00:47:37,938 -Yeah? -Yeah. 664 00:47:38,939 --> 00:47:41,275 My educated guess would be Pittsburgh. 665 00:47:41,358 --> 00:47:42,734 They got that urban style, you know. 666 00:47:44,987 --> 00:47:46,321 Those plates are from Ohio, 667 00:47:46,405 --> 00:47:48,532 so my educated guess would be Cleveland. 668 00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:50,659 Oh... Cleveland? 669 00:47:51,118 --> 00:47:52,327 Hmm. 670 00:47:54,621 --> 00:47:56,123 [Robertson] Yeah, Cleveland. 671 00:47:57,666 --> 00:47:58,750 Thanks. 672 00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:00,127 Oh, yeah. Thanks. 673 00:48:03,088 --> 00:48:04,172 That girl's part Mexican. 674 00:48:04,256 --> 00:48:05,340 Huh? 675 00:48:05,424 --> 00:48:08,010 Really? How can you tell? 676 00:48:08,093 --> 00:48:09,886 I have an affinity for Mexicans. 677 00:48:09,970 --> 00:48:11,388 They're like my favorite people. 678 00:48:11,471 --> 00:48:13,974 I love Mexico. I've been down there twice. 679 00:48:15,601 --> 00:48:17,227 [sighs] Okay, Ronnie, 680 00:48:17,311 --> 00:48:18,729 then you should be the one to inform them 681 00:48:18,812 --> 00:48:21,440 that if they're gonna spend the night in Centerville, 682 00:48:21,523 --> 00:48:22,983 to not go out, 683 00:48:23,066 --> 00:48:26,486 and to keep their hotel room door locked. Okay? 684 00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:35,746 -Uh, you know, Cliff, uh... -[knocking on door] 685 00:48:37,956 --> 00:48:40,542 I know this isn't important comparatively, uh, 686 00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:43,211 but all my cats are gone. 687 00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:46,298 And normally, they, uh, just stay inside. 688 00:48:46,465 --> 00:48:47,924 [indistinct conversation] 689 00:48:48,759 --> 00:48:51,970 I'm sorry about that, Danny. They could be hiding. 690 00:48:54,181 --> 00:48:56,767 Nothing is happening normally right now. 691 00:48:58,060 --> 00:48:59,269 How did they react? 692 00:49:00,062 --> 00:49:02,731 They said, "We heard you had a lot of zombies around here," 693 00:49:02,814 --> 00:49:03,815 and then they laughed. 694 00:49:04,733 --> 00:49:09,613 [scoffs] Infernal hipsters with their irony. 695 00:49:49,194 --> 00:49:50,487 Melville. 696 00:49:53,573 --> 00:49:56,493 "Nameless miseries of the numberless mortals." 697 00:50:02,791 --> 00:50:03,834 [grunts] 698 00:50:07,421 --> 00:50:11,591 [Olivia] Well, everything looks normal out there. 699 00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:13,051 [Stella] Yeah. 700 00:50:13,135 --> 00:50:15,429 [Olivia] But what happened sounds like 701 00:50:15,512 --> 00:50:17,639 the start of a gruesome horror film. 702 00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:18,724 Sure does. 703 00:50:18,807 --> 00:50:20,267 -Boo! -[both gasp] 704 00:50:20,350 --> 00:50:21,601 [chuckles] 705 00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:24,521 Really, really not funny, Geronimo. 706 00:50:24,604 --> 00:50:27,733 You guys hear about those grisly murders at the diner? 707 00:50:27,816 --> 00:50:29,985 Yeah. Just talkin' about them. 708 00:50:30,068 --> 00:50:32,529 Cree-eepy. 709 00:50:32,612 --> 00:50:33,947 I've been listening to the radio, 710 00:50:34,030 --> 00:50:36,366 and I'm sure it's the undead, yo. 711 00:50:36,450 --> 00:50:39,119 Reanimated by the earth being thrown off its axis 712 00:50:39,202 --> 00:50:40,620 from the polar fracking. 713 00:50:40,704 --> 00:50:41,830 What are you sayin'? 714 00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:47,335 I'm sayin' full-on zombie apocalypse, baby. 715 00:50:48,378 --> 00:50:49,755 Soon there'll be hordes of 'em. 716 00:50:49,838 --> 00:50:52,174 -Geronimo... -Shit! 717 00:50:52,257 --> 00:50:53,842 [guard] Do you want to lose your privileges again? 718 00:50:54,342 --> 00:50:57,304 -[sighs] No, sir. -Then let's go. 719 00:51:00,015 --> 00:51:01,391 Unbelievable. 720 00:51:27,125 --> 00:51:28,460 [Peterson] Cliff, why did they used to separate 721 00:51:28,543 --> 00:51:30,295 the children's graves from the adults? 722 00:51:31,296 --> 00:51:33,840 Don't know. Some kind of a 19th-century thing. 723 00:51:34,633 --> 00:51:35,842 Huh. 724 00:51:36,426 --> 00:51:38,720 Seems like a bad idea somehow. 725 00:51:39,805 --> 00:51:42,516 So what exactly are we looking for here, zombies? 726 00:51:42,849 --> 00:51:43,850 [groans] 727 00:51:56,154 --> 00:51:57,656 Hey, look over here. 728 00:51:59,616 --> 00:52:00,951 Here's another one. 729 00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:08,291 Oh, man, this isn't gonna end well. 730 00:52:21,179 --> 00:52:22,514 [car doors close] 731 00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:41,533 God damn it. 732 00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:43,535 Ghouls. 733 00:52:46,955 --> 00:52:49,624 This is undead reanimated, 734 00:52:49,708 --> 00:52:52,502 full-on, flesh-eating zombie shit. 735 00:52:52,627 --> 00:52:53,670 No question. 736 00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:16,776 I was supposed to retire. 737 00:53:18,737 --> 00:53:20,155 Two years ago. 738 00:53:20,238 --> 00:53:21,239 [Peterson] I know. 739 00:53:22,908 --> 00:53:24,034 Why didn't you? 740 00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:25,368 What? 741 00:53:25,535 --> 00:53:27,120 Retire two years ago. 742 00:53:27,829 --> 00:53:29,247 Are we improvising here? 743 00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:32,542 No. I was just asking. 744 00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:35,587 But I probably know the answer anyway. 745 00:53:36,004 --> 00:53:38,214 Probably. Yeah. 746 00:53:42,427 --> 00:53:45,013 So, is our plan to continue to inform people 747 00:53:45,096 --> 00:53:47,599 about the zombie danger before it gets dark? 748 00:53:48,183 --> 00:53:50,101 Oh, God, Ronnie. 749 00:53:51,728 --> 00:53:52,729 I guess so. 750 00:53:53,271 --> 00:53:54,272 Because we passed 751 00:53:54,356 --> 00:53:55,690 Farmer Miller's place a little while ago. 752 00:53:55,774 --> 00:53:56,816 Do we need to inform him? 753 00:53:56,900 --> 00:53:58,151 Fuck Farmer Miller. 754 00:53:59,653 --> 00:54:00,654 Really? 755 00:54:01,613 --> 00:54:03,823 He is a citizen of Centerville. 756 00:54:06,284 --> 00:54:07,994 You're right, uh... 757 00:54:10,372 --> 00:54:12,082 We'll have Mindy call him. 758 00:54:12,374 --> 00:54:13,416 Oh, okay. 759 00:54:22,842 --> 00:54:23,843 So, Ronnie, 760 00:54:24,177 --> 00:54:26,513 how the fuck do you kill a zombie? 761 00:54:26,596 --> 00:54:28,264 Well, you gotta kill the head. 762 00:54:29,849 --> 00:54:31,017 Kill the head. 763 00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:32,102 Yeah. 764 00:54:32,185 --> 00:54:35,188 By any means necessary, kill the head. 765 00:54:36,523 --> 00:54:38,566 Decapitate. It's the only way to kill them. 766 00:54:41,111 --> 00:54:42,320 [scoffs] Jesus. 767 00:54:43,989 --> 00:54:49,786 And that's really the only way to stop zombies. 768 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:52,205 Is to kill the head, Hank. 769 00:54:52,622 --> 00:54:57,544 I know it's gruesome, but complete decapitation. 770 00:54:58,336 --> 00:55:01,339 It doesn't matter if you use a machete 771 00:55:01,423 --> 00:55:05,093 or steel wire, hedge clippers, whatever. 772 00:55:05,176 --> 00:55:08,638 Just as long as the spinal cord is severed. Right. 773 00:55:08,722 --> 00:55:12,267 And the head is cut off. 774 00:55:13,893 --> 00:55:15,020 And that's it. 775 00:55:15,437 --> 00:55:17,022 De-animated. 776 00:55:17,564 --> 00:55:19,190 Only way to kill the dead 777 00:55:20,942 --> 00:55:22,152 is to kill the head. 778 00:55:22,235 --> 00:55:23,945 Wait a minute, Bobby. 779 00:55:24,529 --> 00:55:27,323 I'm not so sure it was zombies. 780 00:55:28,199 --> 00:55:29,451 [Bobby sighs] 781 00:55:32,245 --> 00:55:34,789 You said they ate Lily and Fern's flesh. 782 00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:38,501 Usually they go for the brains. 783 00:55:39,127 --> 00:55:40,879 It's unusual, but 784 00:55:41,921 --> 00:55:43,840 it's still cannibals, man. 785 00:55:44,591 --> 00:55:45,759 Yeah. 786 00:55:46,342 --> 00:55:49,846 Definitely zombies. Okay? 787 00:55:50,430 --> 00:55:52,724 Hank, you can trust me. 788 00:55:52,807 --> 00:55:56,686 I've seen almost every zombie film ever made. 789 00:55:57,687 --> 00:55:59,522 This is zombie shit going down, 790 00:55:59,606 --> 00:56:01,024 and we gotta get prepared. 791 00:56:01,107 --> 00:56:04,027 I don't know what to think anymore. [chuckles] 792 00:56:05,403 --> 00:56:06,863 [Bobby] Hank, the shells. 793 00:56:07,572 --> 00:56:08,615 Oh, yeah. 794 00:56:12,952 --> 00:56:14,496 Better safe than sorry. 795 00:56:16,164 --> 00:56:17,832 Yeah. You're right. 796 00:56:19,542 --> 00:56:21,211 Safe than sorry. 797 00:56:23,129 --> 00:56:25,256 Just kill the head. 798 00:56:26,132 --> 00:56:27,634 [Posie Juarez on TV] Several other shocking 799 00:56:27,717 --> 00:56:29,886 and brutal attacks occurred in this 800 00:56:29,969 --> 00:56:32,430 residential neighborhood just outside East Brady. 801 00:56:32,514 --> 00:56:34,099 The images are just too gruesome 802 00:56:34,182 --> 00:56:35,725 to broadcast at this time. 803 00:56:35,809 --> 00:56:38,478 And police are saying that it almost looks like 804 00:56:38,561 --> 00:56:41,523 the victims were attacked by a wild animal, 805 00:56:41,606 --> 00:56:44,317 or perhaps several wild animals. 806 00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:49,030 Police did provide this map 807 00:56:49,114 --> 00:56:50,657 showing where these local attacks occurred... 808 00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:52,867 God damn it! My watch doesn't fucking work. 809 00:56:52,951 --> 00:56:54,953 I just got it. It's mad expensive. 810 00:56:55,411 --> 00:56:57,539 Holy shit, dude, this is insane. 811 00:56:57,831 --> 00:56:58,873 Wow. 812 00:56:59,582 --> 00:57:01,209 Maybe that Harry Potter guy 813 00:57:01,292 --> 00:57:02,877 at the gas station wasn't kidding, man. 814 00:57:02,961 --> 00:57:04,254 What? About what? 815 00:57:05,338 --> 00:57:06,923 About there being zombies around here. 816 00:57:07,006 --> 00:57:08,466 That's not even funny. Don't joke. 817 00:57:08,550 --> 00:57:10,176 It's really, really creepy. 818 00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:11,803 Authorities are warning all citizens 819 00:57:11,886 --> 00:57:13,263 to stay inside 820 00:57:13,346 --> 00:57:15,890 and keep all doors and windows locked and secured. 821 00:57:15,974 --> 00:57:17,058 Zack, lock the door, will you? 822 00:57:17,142 --> 00:57:18,184 Got you. 823 00:57:18,268 --> 00:57:20,186 ...but for now, this is Posie Juarez 824 00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:22,147 -for Centerville 7 News. -[door closes] 825 00:57:22,230 --> 00:57:24,691 Stay safe and keep your eyes open. 826 00:57:39,539 --> 00:57:40,915 [zombie groaning] 827 00:57:48,798 --> 00:57:50,675 [zombies groaning] 828 00:58:26,711 --> 00:58:27,712 Kitties? 829 00:58:31,508 --> 00:58:33,051 Where are you guys? 830 00:58:38,056 --> 00:58:39,098 [grunts] 831 00:58:39,390 --> 00:58:40,600 Kitties! 832 00:58:45,313 --> 00:58:46,940 Kitties! 833 00:58:52,695 --> 00:58:55,073 [sighs] What in the name of... 834 00:58:55,907 --> 00:58:57,367 Cats are gone, 835 00:58:57,867 --> 00:59:00,245 haven't seen or heard a bird in two days. 836 00:59:01,412 --> 00:59:04,374 It's already night out. It's five o'clock. 837 00:59:05,708 --> 00:59:07,126 Dear Lord in heaven help us. 838 00:59:07,210 --> 00:59:09,212 Free cable... 839 00:59:09,295 --> 00:59:10,505 Oh, it's free cable... 840 00:59:11,005 --> 00:59:13,007 [screaming] 841 00:59:14,801 --> 00:59:16,177 [snarling] 842 00:59:23,059 --> 00:59:24,686 Thank God you guys are back. 843 00:59:27,605 --> 00:59:29,983 Jesus, Cliff, do we really need all this stuff? 844 00:59:32,902 --> 00:59:34,153 [Mindy] What's all this for? 845 00:59:34,445 --> 00:59:36,030 We went by the hardware store. 846 00:59:36,531 --> 00:59:37,907 You know what happens. 847 00:59:39,367 --> 00:59:42,203 Hank and that Hobbit kid Bobby from the gas station 848 00:59:42,287 --> 00:59:43,788 have locked themselves in over there. 849 00:59:44,747 --> 00:59:45,915 [Peterson] They tried to convince 850 00:59:45,999 --> 00:59:47,166 other citizens to join them, 851 00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:48,710 but with no success. 852 00:59:48,793 --> 00:59:50,211 Why? What's happening? 853 00:59:50,628 --> 00:59:52,005 Is it some sort of epidemic or what? 854 00:59:53,798 --> 00:59:54,882 It's zombies. 855 00:59:57,927 --> 00:59:58,928 What are you saying? 856 00:59:59,012 --> 01:00:01,514 Well, it's the undead. They've been reanimated. 857 01:00:01,931 --> 01:00:05,059 Caused by the Earth having been pulled off its axis. 858 01:00:05,351 --> 01:00:06,936 Caused by the polar fracking. 859 01:00:07,020 --> 01:00:08,771 But the authorities and energy people 860 01:00:08,855 --> 01:00:10,023 keep saying that's not true. 861 01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:15,528 Really? 862 01:00:20,491 --> 01:00:21,701 [screams] 863 01:00:21,784 --> 01:00:23,077 Oh, my God. 864 01:00:23,161 --> 01:00:24,329 She's alive? 865 01:00:24,412 --> 01:00:26,998 No, she's not. She's just undead. 866 01:00:28,333 --> 01:00:30,126 Chardonnay... 867 01:00:31,753 --> 01:00:34,213 Holy shit. Did she just say "chardonnay"? 868 01:00:34,297 --> 01:00:35,590 Yeah, she did. 869 01:00:37,342 --> 01:00:38,468 Look out, kids. 870 01:00:39,010 --> 01:00:40,553 Hey, little Mallory. 871 01:00:41,471 --> 01:00:42,722 [gunshot] 872 01:00:46,893 --> 01:00:49,062 Chardonnay... 873 01:00:49,145 --> 01:00:50,313 I got this, Cliff. 874 01:00:53,733 --> 01:00:54,942 [Peterson grunts] 875 01:00:57,195 --> 01:00:58,613 [grunting] 876 01:01:02,450 --> 01:01:03,451 [gasps] 877 01:01:12,377 --> 01:01:13,836 Chardonnay... 878 01:01:14,170 --> 01:01:16,756 -[screams] -[gunshot] 879 01:01:18,091 --> 01:01:19,717 Those are some pretty good cuts. 880 01:01:19,801 --> 01:01:21,552 You played some minor league ball, didn't you? 881 01:01:22,553 --> 01:01:25,973 Well, a little Class A. It was a long time ago. 882 01:01:28,309 --> 01:01:30,061 Mindy, just remember to kill the head. 883 01:01:31,938 --> 01:01:32,980 Okay. 884 01:01:33,731 --> 01:01:35,108 Kill the head. Okay. 885 01:01:36,025 --> 01:01:37,902 Ronnie, take this thing out of here. 886 01:01:38,194 --> 01:01:39,278 You got it, Chief. 887 01:01:42,657 --> 01:01:44,200 [Zelda] Oh, that's very nice. 888 01:01:45,284 --> 01:01:47,328 Very nice, indeed. 889 01:01:47,412 --> 01:01:50,832 You look gorgeous. 890 01:01:52,125 --> 01:01:53,459 You two could've been 891 01:01:53,543 --> 01:01:55,712 the king and queen of the golf club, so you could. 892 01:01:59,757 --> 01:02:01,050 Oh, my. 893 01:02:08,808 --> 01:02:09,976 What's this? 894 01:02:19,402 --> 01:02:20,862 Are you in this together? 895 01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:23,990 I mean, this is really inappropriate. 896 01:02:25,408 --> 01:02:26,492 Oh, good grief. 897 01:02:30,455 --> 01:02:33,332 So, the dead just don't want to die today. Is that it? 898 01:02:45,803 --> 01:02:47,096 That's a shame. 899 01:02:47,847 --> 01:02:50,224 I had them looking so bonny. 900 01:02:52,185 --> 01:02:54,937 -[banging on door] -Oh, what is it now? 901 01:02:58,649 --> 01:02:59,817 Who's there? 902 01:03:01,944 --> 01:03:03,821 [banging] 903 01:03:12,038 --> 01:03:13,498 Shit. 904 01:03:24,342 --> 01:03:26,719 Who the fuck are you and what do you want? 905 01:03:27,178 --> 01:03:30,181 Ow! Hey! Get the fuck... 906 01:03:30,264 --> 01:03:31,682 [snarling] 907 01:03:36,062 --> 01:03:37,730 [Farmer Miller coughing] 908 01:03:38,773 --> 01:03:40,775 -[breathing heavily] -[body thuds] 909 01:03:42,610 --> 01:03:43,820 Shit. 910 01:03:45,363 --> 01:03:46,531 I killed him. 911 01:03:47,031 --> 01:03:48,407 That was weird. 912 01:03:48,741 --> 01:03:50,493 [girl zombie] Candy. 913 01:03:51,828 --> 01:03:53,120 Candy. 914 01:03:53,204 --> 01:03:54,580 Snapple. 915 01:03:55,122 --> 01:03:56,249 Snapple. 916 01:04:03,714 --> 01:04:05,049 Snickers. 917 01:04:08,678 --> 01:04:10,137 [boy zombie 1] Popsicle. 918 01:04:10,346 --> 01:04:11,973 [boy zombie 2] Snickers. 919 01:04:12,056 --> 01:04:13,808 [boy zombie 1] Popsicle. 920 01:04:15,518 --> 01:04:17,770 Popsicle. 921 01:04:28,239 --> 01:04:29,615 [girl zombie 2] Toys. 922 01:04:31,909 --> 01:04:33,619 [boy zombie 3] Skittles. 923 01:04:35,329 --> 01:04:37,081 [girl zombie 2] Toys. 924 01:04:40,084 --> 01:04:41,669 [groaning softly] 925 01:04:48,134 --> 01:04:49,677 Wi-Fi. 926 01:04:52,013 --> 01:04:53,472 Wi-Fi. 927 01:04:53,556 --> 01:04:55,433 Bluetooth. 928 01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:59,812 Bluetooth. 929 01:05:02,315 --> 01:05:03,983 Siri. 930 01:05:05,484 --> 01:05:07,653 -Xanax. -Oxy. 931 01:05:09,572 --> 01:05:12,283 -Xanax. -Oxy. 932 01:05:12,366 --> 01:05:14,535 -Ambien. -Oxy. 933 01:05:19,498 --> 01:05:20,791 Guitar. 934 01:05:23,294 --> 01:05:24,670 Guitar. 935 01:05:26,088 --> 01:05:27,590 Tools. 936 01:05:27,673 --> 01:05:28,966 Drill. 937 01:05:30,343 --> 01:05:32,511 -Sanders. -Tools. 938 01:05:33,554 --> 01:05:35,056 Shovel. 939 01:05:35,139 --> 01:05:36,682 [Bobby] There you go. Come on! 940 01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:38,559 [Hank] okay, okay. Holy shit! 941 01:05:38,643 --> 01:05:40,478 We gotta try to move them down! 942 01:05:40,561 --> 01:05:42,104 Bobby, shit. 943 01:05:42,188 --> 01:05:43,564 [zombies snarling] 944 01:05:49,820 --> 01:05:50,905 [Gun cocks] 945 01:05:51,906 --> 01:05:53,199 [Bobby] I got this one, Hank. 946 01:05:59,163 --> 01:06:00,498 -[Hank] Shit. -[body thuds] 947 01:06:04,710 --> 01:06:05,711 [grunting] 948 01:06:07,505 --> 01:06:08,506 Hey, Bobby! 949 01:06:08,798 --> 01:06:09,882 The head, Hank! 950 01:06:11,050 --> 01:06:12,134 [grunts] 951 01:06:16,305 --> 01:06:17,348 I killed the head. 952 01:06:18,933 --> 01:06:20,434 [zombies groaning] 953 01:06:29,944 --> 01:06:31,362 What the fuck? Is this for real? 954 01:06:31,487 --> 01:06:32,947 -[shushing] -[Olivia] Quiet! 955 01:06:34,031 --> 01:06:35,408 [guard grunting] 956 01:06:35,533 --> 01:06:38,703 [guard 1] Get the fuck off me! Fucking creep! 957 01:06:40,162 --> 01:06:42,373 [guard 2] Fuck! Oh, shit! 958 01:06:42,832 --> 01:06:44,417 Shithead! 959 01:06:45,626 --> 01:06:47,169 [guards screaming] 960 01:06:47,294 --> 01:06:48,379 [guard 3] Save me! 961 01:06:49,046 --> 01:06:50,589 -What are you doing? Stop! -Liv, no! 962 01:06:50,673 --> 01:06:51,716 [guard] Get the fuck off me! 963 01:06:53,342 --> 01:06:54,343 Closet. 964 01:06:59,849 --> 01:07:01,642 [guard] Fuck! Fucking shithead! 965 01:07:02,476 --> 01:07:04,645 [guards groaning] 966 01:07:11,068 --> 01:07:12,445 [reporter on radio] Reports of these 967 01:07:12,528 --> 01:07:13,904 bizarre attacks are escalating 968 01:07:13,988 --> 01:07:15,823 with incidents occurring sporadically 969 01:07:15,906 --> 01:07:16,949 across the country 970 01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:20,369 and as we're now learning, across the globe. 971 01:07:20,619 --> 01:07:23,289 You see, these violent marauders have apparently 972 01:07:23,372 --> 01:07:25,583 first been gathering in cemeteries 973 01:07:25,666 --> 01:07:29,503 then dispersing into towns and suburbs 974 01:07:29,587 --> 01:07:31,922 while other reports suggest that they began 975 01:07:32,006 --> 01:07:33,382 -in a far different place... -[static] 976 01:07:33,799 --> 01:07:35,217 [indistinct] 977 01:07:36,469 --> 01:07:37,720 [radio stops] 978 01:07:37,803 --> 01:07:39,055 Great. 979 01:07:41,223 --> 01:07:43,100 Now even the radio's dead. 980 01:07:44,101 --> 01:07:45,561 Good riddance. 981 01:07:46,645 --> 01:07:48,105 [zombies groaning in distance] 982 01:07:48,355 --> 01:07:49,607 Guys? 983 01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:52,276 Shouldn't we be telling each other 984 01:07:52,359 --> 01:07:53,694 that it's all gonna be okay? 985 01:07:56,030 --> 01:07:58,491 That this will all go away, like a bad dream? 986 01:08:02,203 --> 01:08:03,204 Ronnie? 987 01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:08,250 [Peterson] Gee, Mindy. I'm not sure I can say that. 988 01:08:13,756 --> 01:08:14,799 Cliff? 989 01:08:16,467 --> 01:08:17,635 Please? 990 01:08:18,677 --> 01:08:20,888 It's all gonna be okay, Mindy. 991 01:08:22,348 --> 01:08:26,268 Maybe it'll all just go away, like a bad dream. 992 01:08:30,564 --> 01:08:31,649 I doubt it. 993 01:08:36,028 --> 01:08:37,780 [Mindy sobbing] 994 01:08:53,420 --> 01:08:55,422 [TV playing] 995 01:09:08,936 --> 01:09:10,271 Cleveland. 996 01:09:16,986 --> 01:09:18,779 [crows cawing] 997 01:09:21,824 --> 01:09:23,242 [gasps] 998 01:09:23,826 --> 01:09:24,827 What the... 999 01:09:30,124 --> 01:09:33,252 Now that's what I call a murder of crows. 1000 01:09:45,014 --> 01:09:47,016 [zombies snarling] 1001 01:09:55,524 --> 01:09:58,444 Darn, she's really good with that thing, isn't she? 1002 01:09:58,527 --> 01:10:00,196 She sure is. 1003 01:10:05,910 --> 01:10:06,911 She's strange. 1004 01:10:08,204 --> 01:10:09,288 She's Scottish. 1005 01:10:09,371 --> 01:10:10,664 She's Scottish? 1006 01:10:25,846 --> 01:10:27,806 Let's unbolt the door and get her in here. 1007 01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:36,732 Thank you very much, Officer Ronald Peterson. 1008 01:10:37,524 --> 01:10:38,525 Chief Clifford Robertson. 1009 01:10:38,609 --> 01:10:39,693 [door closes] 1010 01:10:39,777 --> 01:10:41,153 Officer Minerva Morrison. 1011 01:10:42,529 --> 01:10:44,281 What exactly is your plan of action, 1012 01:10:44,365 --> 01:10:45,699 Chief Clifford Robertson? 1013 01:10:45,991 --> 01:10:46,992 Well... 1014 01:10:48,077 --> 01:10:51,455 Well, uh, it's a little quieter now. 1015 01:10:51,538 --> 01:10:54,917 I think, I guess we should just get in the patrol car. 1016 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:56,502 Some of us, anyway, and, 1017 01:10:56,585 --> 01:10:59,880 uh, patrol the community. After all, that is our job. 1018 01:10:59,964 --> 01:11:01,298 [Mindy] I am not staying here. 1019 01:11:01,382 --> 01:11:03,300 I think we should all go together. 1020 01:11:04,510 --> 01:11:06,095 [Robertson] Well, I guess you're right. 1021 01:11:09,056 --> 01:11:12,351 I could stay here and monitor things, if that would help. 1022 01:11:12,977 --> 01:11:14,603 I'm quite confident of my ability 1023 01:11:14,687 --> 01:11:16,021 to defend myself against the undead. 1024 01:11:17,189 --> 01:11:19,275 Well, I can see that. 1025 01:11:22,778 --> 01:11:24,321 But, uh, can you operate 1026 01:11:24,405 --> 01:11:26,532 the police radio and our computer? 1027 01:11:30,202 --> 01:11:34,123 Oh, aye. No bother. Certainly. 1028 01:11:34,790 --> 01:11:36,000 [Mindy] Yeah. If it still works. 1029 01:11:36,083 --> 01:11:37,751 [Peterson] I don't know. 1030 01:11:37,835 --> 01:11:42,047 That would be a little unusual, wouldn't it, Cliff? 1031 01:11:43,048 --> 01:11:45,050 Well, this is a highly unusual situation we're in, 1032 01:11:45,134 --> 01:11:47,219 is it not, Chief Clifford Robertson? 1033 01:11:48,470 --> 01:11:51,348 Perhaps we could all meet up again in a wee while 1034 01:11:51,432 --> 01:11:52,891 in the cemetery. 1035 01:11:58,397 --> 01:12:00,274 Yeah, that's okay. I guess it's okay. 1036 01:12:00,983 --> 01:12:02,276 Uh, let's go, guys. 1037 01:12:02,359 --> 01:12:03,777 We've got some more weapons in the patrol car. 1038 01:12:03,861 --> 01:12:04,945 Excuse me... 1039 01:12:05,029 --> 01:12:07,281 Officer Ronald Peterson. Might I request 1040 01:12:07,364 --> 01:12:09,450 that I have the use of your own personal vehicle? 1041 01:12:11,493 --> 01:12:14,997 Oh. Uh... Okay. 1042 01:12:20,461 --> 01:12:22,296 [Zelda] Oh. Star Wars. 1043 01:12:22,838 --> 01:12:24,048 Excellent fiction. 1044 01:12:24,548 --> 01:12:27,051 Oh, yeah. Yeah, well... Yeah. 1045 01:12:27,509 --> 01:12:29,762 -It's the, uh... -Red convertible smart car. 1046 01:12:30,054 --> 01:12:31,055 Yes. 1047 01:12:40,606 --> 01:12:41,732 Mind how you go. 1048 01:12:47,863 --> 01:12:49,365 [zombies groaning] 1049 01:13:16,225 --> 01:13:17,559 Slow down a second, Cliff. 1050 01:13:22,356 --> 01:13:23,649 Excuse me. 1051 01:13:26,819 --> 01:13:27,861 Yes! 1052 01:13:30,864 --> 01:13:31,949 Kill the head. 1053 01:13:48,841 --> 01:13:51,844 They gravitate towards things they did when they were alive. 1054 01:13:52,803 --> 01:13:54,054 Yeah. 1055 01:13:56,223 --> 01:13:57,724 Tennis girl's kind of cute. 1056 01:13:59,101 --> 01:14:00,102 [Mindy] Jeez, Cliff. 1057 01:14:02,271 --> 01:14:03,814 This is way too creepy. 1058 01:14:18,912 --> 01:14:21,790 [Robertson] Oh, God. I know those kids, 1059 01:14:23,417 --> 01:14:24,877 but they're all dead. 1060 01:14:34,553 --> 01:14:35,554 Watch it, Cliff! 1061 01:14:36,096 --> 01:14:37,556 [zombie groans] 1062 01:14:38,474 --> 01:14:39,850 Did you have to do that? 1063 01:14:40,392 --> 01:14:42,060 I'm sorry. I didn't see him. 1064 01:14:43,353 --> 01:14:45,647 It doesn't matter, Mindy. They're already dead. 1065 01:14:46,773 --> 01:14:49,818 Well, undead, to be precise. Reanimated. 1066 01:14:54,740 --> 01:14:57,951 Fuckin' trespasser. Kiss your ass goodbye. 1067 01:15:05,834 --> 01:15:08,045 Shit, where are they all coming from? 1068 01:15:34,029 --> 01:15:35,697 It seems pretty quiet. 1069 01:15:35,781 --> 01:15:38,617 But door number 3 is open, so I'm gonna check it out. 1070 01:15:39,201 --> 01:15:40,536 Let's both check it out. 1071 01:15:41,328 --> 01:15:42,704 Well, I'm coming, too. 1072 01:16:02,391 --> 01:16:03,725 Oh, that's bad. 1073 01:16:06,270 --> 01:16:07,854 [TV playing] 1074 01:16:33,755 --> 01:16:36,258 [squelching] 1075 01:16:48,770 --> 01:16:50,105 [thuds] 1076 01:17:13,587 --> 01:17:15,047 [Peterson] Sturgill Simpson. 1077 01:17:23,805 --> 01:17:25,057 -[squelches] -[gasps] 1078 01:17:38,820 --> 01:17:39,821 [Mindy] Oh, my God. 1079 01:17:43,492 --> 01:17:44,660 Why did you do that? 1080 01:17:47,245 --> 01:17:48,872 They're not zombies. 1081 01:17:51,375 --> 01:17:53,335 They're just dead people. 1082 01:17:53,502 --> 01:17:56,129 Well, yeah, for now they're still just dead hipsters. 1083 01:17:56,213 --> 01:17:57,506 But they haven't turned yet. 1084 01:17:57,881 --> 01:17:59,675 It can take a while. 1085 01:17:59,758 --> 01:18:00,842 He's right, Mindy. 1086 01:18:03,595 --> 01:18:04,680 Now they're just 1087 01:18:06,306 --> 01:18:08,767 dead hipsters. From Cleveland. 1088 01:18:11,603 --> 01:18:12,688 [Mindy] Oh, my God. 1089 01:18:12,771 --> 01:18:14,106 I can't. 1090 01:18:16,108 --> 01:18:17,776 [sobbing] My God. 1091 01:18:26,326 --> 01:18:27,911 [zombies groaning] 1092 01:18:40,132 --> 01:18:41,425 [window cracking] 1093 01:18:50,559 --> 01:18:53,395 [Zelda] Well, look at all of you. 1094 01:18:54,604 --> 01:18:56,189 So very ravenous. 1095 01:18:57,274 --> 01:18:59,943 Yet well past your expiration date. 1096 01:19:04,948 --> 01:19:07,033 [snarling] 1097 01:19:14,249 --> 01:19:16,918 Oh, man. Get a load of these two. 1098 01:19:18,879 --> 01:19:20,464 [female zombie] Coffee. 1099 01:19:21,506 --> 01:19:23,175 [male zombie] Coffee. 1100 01:19:23,592 --> 01:19:24,968 [female zombie] Coffee. 1101 01:19:45,405 --> 01:19:47,324 ["The Dead Don't Die" playing] 1102 01:19:48,408 --> 01:19:49,534 Oh, God! 1103 01:19:49,785 --> 01:19:51,369 Not that again. 1104 01:19:53,038 --> 01:19:56,792 Sturgill Simpson. It's a great song. 1105 01:19:58,877 --> 01:20:02,255 [Simpson] ♪ Any more than you or I ♪ 1106 01:20:02,506 --> 01:20:06,218 ♪ They're just ghosts inside a dream ♪ 1107 01:20:07,219 --> 01:20:10,222 ♪ Of a life that we don't own ♪ 1108 01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:14,142 ♪ They walk around us all the time... ♪ 1109 01:20:14,935 --> 01:20:15,936 God damn it! 1110 01:20:16,019 --> 01:20:17,979 -I can't take anymore. -[music stops] 1111 01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:24,486 [window whirring] 1112 01:20:24,569 --> 01:20:25,946 That was irrational, Cliff. 1113 01:20:33,912 --> 01:20:35,914 [zombies snarling] 1114 01:20:59,187 --> 01:21:00,188 [Robertson] Fuck. Do you think 1115 01:21:00,272 --> 01:21:01,731 Hank and Bobby Wiggins are still in there? 1116 01:21:06,111 --> 01:21:07,696 Should we try to get them out? 1117 01:21:08,488 --> 01:21:11,366 Uh, Cliff, we're drawing some attention. 1118 01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:13,577 [Mindy] Oh, God, Cliff! 1119 01:21:14,286 --> 01:21:16,037 Please get us out of here. 1120 01:21:17,247 --> 01:21:19,082 [sniffles] Please, Cliff. Please! 1121 01:21:22,002 --> 01:21:23,211 [Mindy sniffles] 1122 01:21:24,296 --> 01:21:26,798 -[drill whirring] -That should hold. 1123 01:21:26,882 --> 01:21:29,301 [panting] Goddamn zombies, Bobby. 1124 01:21:29,384 --> 01:21:31,219 [zombies growling] 1125 01:21:37,475 --> 01:21:39,686 [banging on door] 1126 01:21:45,942 --> 01:21:47,611 [Hank] I know those guys. 1127 01:21:47,694 --> 01:21:49,487 They were two of my best customers. 1128 01:21:49,571 --> 01:21:53,074 Yeah, the Good brothers. Travis and Dallas Good. 1129 01:21:53,658 --> 01:21:55,660 They died in a car crash some time back. 1130 01:21:56,494 --> 01:22:00,165 Oh, shit. Yeah, now I remember those guys. 1131 01:22:01,416 --> 01:22:03,376 The Good brothers. 1132 01:22:03,460 --> 01:22:05,211 They were really good guitar pickers. 1133 01:22:06,087 --> 01:22:07,088 [Hank] That's right. 1134 01:22:07,172 --> 01:22:08,757 It's like they came out of the birth canal 1135 01:22:08,840 --> 01:22:10,467 with guitars in their hands. 1136 01:22:14,137 --> 01:22:15,764 I think you saved my life, man. 1137 01:22:16,514 --> 01:22:18,516 [inhales deeply] No worries, Hank. 1138 01:22:19,142 --> 01:22:20,977 [breathing heavily] 1139 01:22:23,438 --> 01:22:25,857 [banging on door] 1140 01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:27,067 -[Hank] Shit. -What? 1141 01:22:27,150 --> 01:22:29,152 The fucking back door. 1142 01:22:29,861 --> 01:22:33,782 The back door to the storage room, man! 1143 01:22:36,451 --> 01:22:38,036 [zombies clamoring] 1144 01:22:38,119 --> 01:22:39,496 [Hank] Jesus, Bobby. 1145 01:22:40,664 --> 01:22:41,665 Shit. 1146 01:22:44,084 --> 01:22:45,126 [drill whirring] 1147 01:22:45,794 --> 01:22:47,045 There's way too many, Hank. 1148 01:22:49,089 --> 01:22:51,257 [Hank] This here is a nightmare, Bobby. 1149 01:22:51,383 --> 01:22:52,801 [Bobby] We're goners, man. 1150 01:22:52,884 --> 01:22:54,302 [Bobby whimpering] 1151 01:22:57,430 --> 01:22:58,640 [door unlocks] 1152 01:23:20,829 --> 01:23:22,580 [zombies snarling] 1153 01:23:22,664 --> 01:23:23,873 [gasps] 1154 01:23:35,301 --> 01:23:37,137 [zombies snarling] 1155 01:23:37,220 --> 01:23:38,304 [Farmer Miller] Come on! 1156 01:23:38,513 --> 01:23:40,348 [Hermit Bob] Well, I'll be a monkey's ass. 1157 01:23:40,432 --> 01:23:41,850 [Farmer Miller yelling] 1158 01:23:42,726 --> 01:23:44,686 It's finally payback time. 1159 01:23:44,769 --> 01:23:46,896 [Farmer Miller] You goddamn refugees! I'll get all of you! 1160 01:23:47,188 --> 01:23:48,440 You're gonna pay for this! 1161 01:23:49,232 --> 01:23:51,192 [Farmer Miller continues indistinctly] 1162 01:23:52,318 --> 01:23:54,779 Get off my property! Hey! Ow! 1163 01:23:54,863 --> 01:23:55,864 Mmm. 1164 01:23:57,490 --> 01:23:58,742 This is good chicken. 1165 01:23:58,825 --> 01:24:00,660 -[Farmer Miller screaming] -[zombies snarling] 1166 01:24:02,746 --> 01:24:04,748 [Farmer Miller] Damn it! Hey! 1167 01:24:06,249 --> 01:24:07,584 Stay back! 1168 01:24:10,879 --> 01:24:12,714 [Farmer Miller screaming] 1169 01:24:17,802 --> 01:24:19,637 [engine revving] 1170 01:24:27,103 --> 01:24:28,188 You wanna get out and check? 1171 01:24:29,564 --> 01:24:30,774 [zombies growling] 1172 01:24:30,857 --> 01:24:31,983 Uh... 1173 01:24:32,067 --> 01:24:34,027 I'd... I'd rather not. 1174 01:24:37,572 --> 01:24:40,241 Well, that's perfect, isn't it? 1175 01:24:40,325 --> 01:24:42,035 Right in the middle of the fucking cemetery. 1176 01:24:42,535 --> 01:24:47,707 No, it isn't perfect. Why did you run over them? 1177 01:24:48,625 --> 01:24:50,627 -[zombie roars] -[rattling] 1178 01:24:52,045 --> 01:24:55,423 They are not ordinary pedestrians. 1179 01:25:09,896 --> 01:25:12,023 This is definitely gonna end badly. 1180 01:25:16,236 --> 01:25:17,529 Shut up, Ronnie! 1181 01:25:20,073 --> 01:25:21,241 No, you shut up. 1182 01:25:23,284 --> 01:25:25,036 Shut up, Ronnie! 1183 01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:29,833 Please stop fighting! Please! 1184 01:25:30,959 --> 01:25:32,794 [zombie weakly] Mindy... 1185 01:25:33,628 --> 01:25:35,296 Mindy... 1186 01:25:37,257 --> 01:25:38,424 [screaming] 1187 01:25:40,635 --> 01:25:42,011 It's my grandmother. 1188 01:25:44,347 --> 01:25:46,641 Oh, God, Granny. 1189 01:25:46,850 --> 01:25:50,436 Mindy... Mindy. Mindy, get it together. 1190 01:25:50,520 --> 01:25:52,772 -[Mindy sobbing] -It was your grandmother. 1191 01:25:56,776 --> 01:25:59,904 I can't take this anymore. 1192 01:25:59,988 --> 01:26:02,073 I can't do it! 1193 01:26:02,157 --> 01:26:04,284 I'm done with this nightmare! 1194 01:26:06,619 --> 01:26:07,954 Granny, I'm coming! 1195 01:26:08,037 --> 01:26:09,372 I'm coming! 1196 01:26:09,998 --> 01:26:12,041 -Mindy! -[Robertson] No! No, don't! 1197 01:26:12,125 --> 01:26:14,002 -[zombies growling] -[Mindy] Oh, no! 1198 01:26:14,085 --> 01:26:15,503 [Mindy screaming] 1199 01:26:17,463 --> 01:26:19,299 [screaming continues] 1200 01:26:24,345 --> 01:26:27,932 [Robertson] Holy fuck! God help us. 1201 01:27:04,344 --> 01:27:07,180 Centerville. USA. 1202 01:27:11,392 --> 01:27:13,436 A real nice place. 1203 01:27:27,325 --> 01:27:28,993 What an amusing little machine. 1204 01:27:35,750 --> 01:27:37,835 Oh, here's a curious one. 1205 01:27:46,344 --> 01:27:47,345 Hello there. 1206 01:27:49,430 --> 01:27:50,473 Fashion. 1207 01:27:53,559 --> 01:27:55,853 I can assure you that is not your tartan. 1208 01:27:58,398 --> 01:27:59,732 Nice neck, though. 1209 01:28:24,340 --> 01:28:26,050 Come on. I know a safe place we can hide. 1210 01:28:34,767 --> 01:28:36,185 [zombie grunting] 1211 01:28:39,022 --> 01:28:40,189 Oh, shit! 1212 01:28:40,273 --> 01:28:42,442 Is that Danny Perkins? Over here. 1213 01:28:45,653 --> 01:28:47,113 [Peterson] Sure looks like him. 1214 01:28:49,574 --> 01:28:50,783 [sighs] 1215 01:28:54,245 --> 01:28:56,873 I'm sorry, Ronnie, if I've lost it. 1216 01:28:58,541 --> 01:28:59,542 It's okay, Cliff. 1217 01:29:00,835 --> 01:29:02,670 But I've gotta say, 1218 01:29:04,380 --> 01:29:07,175 you have been acting a lot different 1219 01:29:07,258 --> 01:29:09,677 since all this weird shit started happening. 1220 01:29:10,094 --> 01:29:12,263 Wh... What are you saying, Cliff? 1221 01:29:12,513 --> 01:29:13,848 I'm saying that 1222 01:29:13,931 --> 01:29:18,144 you seem so oddly controlled. I mean... 1223 01:29:18,227 --> 01:29:19,228 Shit! 1224 01:29:20,897 --> 01:29:24,901 Well, I'm just, you know, dealing with it in my own way. 1225 01:29:27,362 --> 01:29:29,864 But I've been telling you this is all gonna end badly. 1226 01:29:31,032 --> 01:29:32,033 God damn it, Ronnie! 1227 01:29:34,160 --> 01:29:35,370 [Robertson sighs] 1228 01:29:45,880 --> 01:29:47,590 May I ask you a question? 1229 01:29:47,924 --> 01:29:49,175 Sure. Ask away. 1230 01:29:50,051 --> 01:29:52,887 You have been saying that this is 1231 01:29:52,970 --> 01:29:55,556 all gonna end badly. 1232 01:29:55,640 --> 01:29:58,351 From the very beginning. Over and over. 1233 01:30:01,729 --> 01:30:04,607 So, what made you so fucking sure of that? 1234 01:30:06,484 --> 01:30:08,945 How did you know everything in advance? 1235 01:30:10,404 --> 01:30:11,447 Do you really want to know? 1236 01:30:11,531 --> 01:30:15,326 Yes! I wanna know! I really wanna know! 1237 01:30:15,409 --> 01:30:18,871 Okay. I know because I've read the script. 1238 01:30:24,168 --> 01:30:28,089 You read the script. 1239 01:30:30,716 --> 01:30:32,260 The whole script? 1240 01:30:34,971 --> 01:30:36,097 All of it? 1241 01:30:36,722 --> 01:30:38,808 Yeah. Jim gave me the whole script. 1242 01:30:41,519 --> 01:30:44,397 He only gave me our scenes. 1243 01:30:46,315 --> 01:30:49,277 I never saw a complete script. 1244 01:30:50,570 --> 01:30:54,073 After all I've done for that guy. 1245 01:30:54,157 --> 01:30:57,243 And it's a lot that you don't even know about. 1246 01:31:00,872 --> 01:31:02,331 What a dick. 1247 01:31:03,291 --> 01:31:05,126 [zombies groaning] 1248 01:31:33,738 --> 01:31:35,740 [zombies snarling] 1249 01:31:40,203 --> 01:31:44,540 That's weird. They're all leaving. 1250 01:31:58,304 --> 01:32:00,431 [engine humming in distance] 1251 01:32:08,689 --> 01:32:10,566 Right. Here we go. 1252 01:32:40,721 --> 01:32:43,975 Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 1253 01:32:45,226 --> 01:32:46,852 I think I am. 1254 01:32:53,067 --> 01:32:54,485 Was that in the script? 1255 01:32:55,778 --> 01:32:59,615 No. Not the one I read. 1256 01:33:04,787 --> 01:33:06,789 [zombies snarling] 1257 01:33:31,063 --> 01:33:33,065 [whirring] 1258 01:33:45,202 --> 01:33:46,912 Well, that was unexpected. 1259 01:33:48,581 --> 01:33:51,375 I knew there was something unusual about her. 1260 01:33:53,502 --> 01:33:54,503 Yeah. 1261 01:33:57,214 --> 01:34:01,052 So, Ronnie, how does it end, then? 1262 01:34:02,845 --> 01:34:03,846 Well... 1263 01:34:07,516 --> 01:34:08,601 [sighs] 1264 01:34:08,684 --> 01:34:10,811 We gotta give it our best shot. 1265 01:34:11,395 --> 01:34:14,774 Our best shot. Okay. Yeah. 1266 01:34:16,525 --> 01:34:19,320 But, then it ends badly, right? 1267 01:34:19,862 --> 01:34:22,073 Uh, yeah. Yeah, it does. 1268 01:34:24,241 --> 01:34:27,370 Okay, then. Let's do it. 1269 01:34:30,164 --> 01:34:31,165 Let's do it. 1270 01:34:34,877 --> 01:34:36,295 [zombies snarling] 1271 01:35:01,320 --> 01:35:03,197 [Hermit Bob] Cliff and little Ronnie. 1272 01:35:04,865 --> 01:35:05,908 Warriors. 1273 01:35:07,743 --> 01:35:09,328 Among the dead. 1274 01:35:13,374 --> 01:35:14,375 [cocks gun] 1275 01:35:18,963 --> 01:35:19,964 Zombies. 1276 01:35:22,425 --> 01:35:24,593 Remnants of the materialist people. 1277 01:35:25,761 --> 01:35:27,179 [zombie grunting] 1278 01:35:30,933 --> 01:35:33,060 Oh, no, you don't. No, you don't! 1279 01:35:36,814 --> 01:35:39,483 [Hermit Bob] I guess they've been zombies all along. 1280 01:35:41,235 --> 01:35:42,319 Ghosts. 1281 01:35:43,279 --> 01:35:44,280 Oh, hey, Bobby. 1282 01:35:46,323 --> 01:35:47,324 Shit. 1283 01:35:58,127 --> 01:36:01,422 [Hermit Bob] Nameless miseries of the numberless mortals. 1284 01:36:06,594 --> 01:36:08,429 Frank! Hey... 1285 01:36:09,180 --> 01:36:10,473 You got this coming. 1286 01:36:12,183 --> 01:36:13,350 [zombie groans] 1287 01:36:13,434 --> 01:36:17,062 [Hermit Bob] Goodbye, Frank. You reap what you sow. 1288 01:36:17,480 --> 01:36:18,689 All right, who's next? 1289 01:36:25,279 --> 01:36:26,405 Yuck. 1290 01:36:30,075 --> 01:36:31,076 All righty. 1291 01:36:36,624 --> 01:36:37,625 Hold your head up. 1292 01:36:44,715 --> 01:36:45,716 Granny. 1293 01:36:46,842 --> 01:36:48,761 Mindy would want you to say hi to Grandpa. 1294 01:36:52,848 --> 01:36:54,391 Ah, Hank. 1295 01:36:56,602 --> 01:36:57,811 I'm so sorry, brother. 1296 01:36:59,271 --> 01:37:00,439 I just can't do it. 1297 01:37:01,774 --> 01:37:03,150 You take care of yourself. 1298 01:37:08,239 --> 01:37:09,740 -Danny? -[grunting] 1299 01:37:11,200 --> 01:37:12,576 I just saw Hank. 1300 01:37:15,538 --> 01:37:17,039 [Hermit Bob] Ashes to ashes. 1301 01:37:18,582 --> 01:37:20,000 Dust to dust. 1302 01:37:20,084 --> 01:37:21,168 Ronnie. 1303 01:37:21,710 --> 01:37:22,711 Mindy! 1304 01:37:23,128 --> 01:37:24,296 Cliff. 1305 01:37:27,258 --> 01:37:28,300 Ronnie. 1306 01:37:28,384 --> 01:37:29,468 No! 1307 01:37:36,058 --> 01:37:37,601 Jesus, Ronnie! 1308 01:37:40,938 --> 01:37:42,356 [zombie grunting] 1309 01:37:49,780 --> 01:37:51,198 [zombies growling] 1310 01:37:53,158 --> 01:37:55,995 [Hermit Bob] The dead just don't want to die today. 1311 01:37:57,580 --> 01:37:59,748 Reanimated and all jacked up 1312 01:37:59,832 --> 01:38:01,667 just like those ants. 1313 01:38:03,252 --> 01:38:05,087 The end of the world. 1314 01:38:05,170 --> 01:38:07,006 [zombies growling] 1315 01:38:18,559 --> 01:38:20,936 I guess all them ghost people 1316 01:38:21,020 --> 01:38:23,606 plumb lost their goddamn souls. 1317 01:38:25,691 --> 01:38:27,651 Must have traded them away 1318 01:38:27,735 --> 01:38:30,571 or sold them for gold or whatnot. 1319 01:38:32,197 --> 01:38:36,201 New trucks, kitchen appliances. 1320 01:38:36,285 --> 01:38:37,786 New trousers. 1321 01:38:38,120 --> 01:38:41,707 Nintendo Game Boys. Shit like that. 1322 01:38:47,129 --> 01:38:49,965 Just hungry for more stuff. 1323 01:38:50,049 --> 01:38:51,884 [zombies continue growling] 1324 01:38:59,850 --> 01:39:02,102 Oh, down they go. 1325 01:39:02,186 --> 01:39:04,813 The sad end of Cliff and Ronnie. 1326 01:39:07,775 --> 01:39:09,610 [Robertson screaming] 1327 01:39:13,447 --> 01:39:15,240 What a fucked-up world. 1328 01:39:16,575 --> 01:39:18,410 [zombies snarling] 1329 01:39:36,011 --> 01:39:38,013 ["The Dead Don't Die" playing] 1330 01:39:44,978 --> 01:39:48,148 [Simpson] ♪ Oh, the dead don't die ♪ 1331 01:39:49,066 --> 01:39:51,985 ♪ Any more than you or I ♪ 1332 01:39:52,736 --> 01:39:56,198 ♪ They're just ghosts inside a dream ♪ 1333 01:39:57,116 --> 01:40:00,452 ♪ Of a life that we don't own ♪ 1334 01:40:00,994 --> 01:40:04,415 ♪ They walk around us all the time ♪ 1335 01:40:05,457 --> 01:40:08,544 ♪ Never paying any mind ♪ 1336 01:40:09,545 --> 01:40:12,256 ♪ To the silly lives we lead ♪ 1337 01:40:13,507 --> 01:40:16,552 ♪ Or the reaping we've all sown ♪ 1338 01:40:17,594 --> 01:40:20,723 ♪ There's a cup of coffee waiting ♪ 1339 01:40:20,806 --> 01:40:23,267 ♪ On every corner ♪ 1340 01:40:25,769 --> 01:40:28,522 ♪ Someday we're gonna wake up ♪ 1341 01:40:29,606 --> 01:40:32,443 ♪ And find the corner's gone ♪ 1342 01:40:33,652 --> 01:40:37,573 ♪ But the dead will Still be walking 'round ♪ 1343 01:40:37,990 --> 01:40:40,701 ♪ In this old world alone ♪ 1344 01:40:41,535 --> 01:40:44,788 ♪ Well, after life is over ♪ 1345 01:40:45,789 --> 01:40:48,834 ♪ The afterlife goes on ♪ 1346 01:40:57,801 --> 01:41:01,013 ♪ There'll be old friends walking 'round ♪ 1347 01:41:01,972 --> 01:41:04,850 ♪ In a somewhat familiar town ♪ 1348 01:41:05,684 --> 01:41:11,106 ♪ That you saw once When you looked up from the phone ♪ 1349 01:41:13,984 --> 01:41:17,529 ♪ Nobody bothers saying hi ♪ 1350 01:41:18,197 --> 01:41:21,325 ♪ And you can save all your goodbyes ♪ 1351 01:41:22,075 --> 01:41:24,828 ♪ Stop trying to pretend ♪ 1352 01:41:26,497 --> 01:41:29,249 ♪ That we're all not at home ♪ 1353 01:41:30,459 --> 01:41:33,462 ♪ And the streets look so empty ♪ 1354 01:41:33,754 --> 01:41:36,298 ♪ In the morning ♪ 1355 01:41:38,258 --> 01:41:41,470 ♪ There'll be no one out at night ♪ 1356 01:41:42,429 --> 01:41:45,849 ♪ For the lights to shine down on ♪ 1357 01:41:46,683 --> 01:41:50,479 ♪ But the dead will Still be walking 'round ♪ 1358 01:41:50,813 --> 01:41:53,607 ♪ In this old world alone ♪ 1359 01:41:54,566 --> 01:41:57,611 ♪ Well, after life is over ♪ 1360 01:41:58,695 --> 01:42:01,698 ♪ The afterlife goes on ♪ 1361 01:42:02,908 --> 01:42:07,663 ♪ Hearts break when Loved ones journey on ♪ 1362 01:42:08,914 --> 01:42:13,794 ♪ At the thought That they're now forever gone ♪ 1363 01:42:14,461 --> 01:42:18,507 ♪ So we tell ourselves they're all still ♪ 1364 01:42:18,841 --> 01:42:21,677 ♪ Around us all the time ♪ 1365 01:42:22,761 --> 01:42:25,973 ♪ Gone but not forgotten ♪ 1366 01:42:26,598 --> 01:42:29,726 ♪ Just memories left behind ♪ 1367 01:42:47,244 --> 01:42:51,039 ♪ But the dead will Still be walking 'round ♪ 1368 01:42:51,331 --> 01:42:54,126 ♪ In this old world alone ♪ 1369 01:42:55,168 --> 01:42:58,547 ♪ Well, after life is over ♪ 1370 01:42:59,381 --> 01:43:02,259 ♪ The afterlife goes on ♪ 1371 01:43:03,176 --> 01:43:06,513 ♪ Well, after life is over ♪ 1372 01:43:07,347 --> 01:43:11,101 ♪ The afterlife goes on ♪